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Because this is a new and popular upload, the statistics in the infobox are not correct and only definitively state some numbers the video has passed in likes/dislikes/views.

bye
Bye
The video thumbnail featuring none other than a frustrated Onision
Video Information
Post date: December 4, 2019
Runtime: 3:06
Genre: Vlog
Views: 365,320+
Likes: Over 2,900
Dislikes: Over 17,000
Voiced by: James/JJ
Link: Click here

"Hey, um, so, (laughs softly) a lot of my videos lately have been me kinda freaking out, and I wanted to kind of...I mean, obviously, it's not working; nobody's getting what I'm saying, so I just wanted to kinda talk to you guys, um, for real, for a moment, uh, I think it's time for me to stop and, um, I haven't seen my therapist today, but I'm sure he would agree that I've been pretty out of control, so, uh, I just wanted to formally apologize for my behavior lately and, um, let you know and announce my, um, retirement uh, from this – everything, um, so I I I went out and I got an application; I'm gonna go ahead and get a-a normal job; a 9 to 5 or whatever hours they wanna work me. And, uh, as you can see, um, it's McDonald's; I'm gonna be working at McDonald's. I-I hope to get a supervisor position. Um, as a vegetarian it's going to be a bit conflicting for me. It says "are you presently employed?" Obviously not; uh, not for long, because I've been cancelled, um, "Have I ever worked at McDonald's before?" No, but I worked at Chick-Fil-A. It says "have you ever been convicted of criminal offense, um, (mumbled) And the answer's no, I've never been convicted of a criminal offense. Um, am I legally entitled to work in Canada? IT'S THE WRONG APPLICATION! Now I gotta go get anoth– uh, anyway, so, I just wanted to say how did I get the wrong application? I'm gonna print one out to America and I'm go into an American establishment and I'm gonna apply there and I'm gonna get the job because I'm super-qualified. Um, so, my whole deal is I that wanna be the best employee I can be for McDonald's whenever I do get an American application. I wanna practice for you guys. Um, uh, hello, may I take your order? Oh, you want a number 6. Uh, sure. That will be $5.97. We have a $5.97 order, number 6. Next customer. See, I–I do a really good job. I think that, um, I'm gonna be pretty–pretty great at McDonald's. Because I think that I have a lot of leadership experience with YouTube and, uh, YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME, AREN'T YOU? YOU'RE LA– YAHHHH! STOP. STOP LAUGHING!! (sobs) Anyways, so please don't tweet at McDonald's, please don't call McDonald's, please don't show up to McDonald's, please don't do anything at McDonald's; please just let me live in peace and let me have my McDonald's job. Thank you. Bye."
-The video in its entirety.

bye is a video that was uploaded onto OnisionSpeaks. The video description is the same as the title and comments have been turned off. Onision categorized the video under "Entertainment". As a result of the video, McDonald's has been receiving many tweets to not hire Onision, among other sentiments.

The video is seemingly not monetized.

Due to people re-uploading Onision's videos so that he does not get the ad money/views, and likely lack of interest after so many alleged breakdown videos, the view count stayed low, even hours after upload.

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