Baby carrot

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"So, I guess a lot of you like saying that I have a baby carrot as, uh, junk. You say "oh, what's dangling between your–your thighs is a baby carrot and then you–you send me, uh, pictures on Twitter all the time. All the time. You send me pictures and you go "BABY CARROT, BABY CARROT". You guys have never seen my baby c– my big, GIANT carrot. You think that you can just like say, oh, I have a small package; I have bad skin; oh, I'm super ugly, like do you think any of these things make you right? It is not okay the way you guys are bullying me and I don't care if most of you are still in frickin' school. You can't treat a human being like this. Okay? Because if you say BABY CARROT one more time to me on Twitter. (sobs) They just want you to post a picture (sobs; makes noises). Well, maybe I will. Maybe I will show you. Maybe I will show you. So you can stop calling it a baby carrot! (makes noises; unintelligible) (says Na-na many times) Baby carrot (na-na-na-na again; gags; makes demon noises; gags)"

- The video in its entirety baby carrot is a video that was uploaded onto OnisionSpeaks. Comments were closed and the video was categorized as "Entertainment". The video is monetized, despite ongoing woes with monetization circa 2017.

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no, just no