Hey Guys, I'm A Loser

"Onision: Hey, guys. Someone came to Onision dot net, which is remarkable because I never get viewers on that site because I'm such a loser. Um, anyway, so someone came to Onision dot net – WOW! – and they asked me a question which was double wow because normally people just go away and – don't even – where'd you go? Why did you write "doosh" on a piece of paper and have it pointing to me?

Skye: What?

Onision: You put – you put "doosh" on a piece of paper and had it pointing to me.

Skye: Why would I do that?

Onision: 'Cause you think I'm a douche. (quietly)

Skye: No. (pause) I think you might have wrote it yourself.

Onision: I didn't write this.

Skye: Who did?

Onision: (crying) I didn't write this.

Skye: Who did?

Onision: Why would you do that to me? I love you; we're married! (sound of paper being thrown)

Skye: Your acting skills suck.

Onision: (unintelligible)"

- The video in its entirety Hey Guys, I'm A Loser is a video uploaded onto the OnisionSpeaks channel. Onision did not provide a description specific to the video and the comment section was turned off on this video and the channel as a whole after years of being enable, which rendered all published comments invisible.

Onision employs fake crying in this video, which he would become moderately popular for in videos in 2019 and 2020.

This video is different as it finishes on a small screen above the Onision word art.

As if fulfilling a prophecy, Greg and Skye would separate soon after this video.