I'm finished

Due to this being a new and popular video, the numerical statistics will always be out of date and only reflect what has at least been surpassed."(shower water) I wanted you guys to know that, um, I did actually get the job at McDonald's. I did, and, um, apparently I'm so famous that you guys think it's cool to just show up and tell my manager that I'm some kind of thing I'm not. Because I was working at McDonald's today, for like ten minutes, and that's all it took. You guys showed up to McDonald's and you straight up said "THIS GUY'S A REAL BAD GUY!!" to my–my boss. You–you protested; you threw a big fit. I don't know who it is, if it's Reddit, or 4Chan, or whatever. I was literally there in my little hat, y'know, little hat, I sat there in my hat, at the register and I'm like "Hey, would you like a number one, or what would you like? And that person just takes one look at me and then they're like "I need to talk to your manager". I knew something was up right when that happened. I KNEW IT. So they talked to my manager and they're like "This guy's, you ever see Alien vs. Predator, well, he's the predator." (throaty noises) And so, you know, the manager, I just got there, and they're already having problems, so what do they do, they fire me on the spot. How – (sobs) I swear to God, I'm gonna sue all o– (gags) I swear to God, I'm going to sue every last one of you. (sobs) HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A JOB IF YOU KEEP HARRASSING ME? It's like the only left avenue I have is the end of myself. Do you want the end of myself? Uh, so this is the last day I have in the hotel and then it's BACK TO THE STREETS. And I'm sick and tired of people asking me if I would do things for them in exchange for other things. I'm not an addict. I simply have a PUBLICITY PROBLEM. (sobs; sobs comically) So, I guess this is my last video, because I need to, uh, be able to get a job where people don't show up and say I'm a character from a movie. So, you've won. Ha, ha (claps). Yeah, you've won. Look at you, Internet, look at you, huh. Give yourself a pat on the back; you win. Oh, wow, hahahahaha! (sobs; gags; sobs) I wanna be a boy again; I wanna be a little boy in my mommy's lap; I wanna be a little boy where it's safe and nobody will hurt me anymore. (sobs)"

- The video in its entirety i'm finished, previously titled "final video", is an upload published to the OnisionSpeaks channel and is categorized as "Entertainment".

The video reached over twelve thousand views in two hours and was at one point, monetized.

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buh byeee