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Due to this being a popular and new video, the statistics in the infobox will be outdated and only inform as to what numbers have been surpassed. "As you guys may or may not know, I have a Cameo and, um, uh, it's kind of embarrassing because everyone's doing better than me on Cameo. Nobody apparently wants me to say "Hey, what's up; thanks for shn shoutout, niiiii." Um, listen, I know that the only thing I'm known for is, uh, I'm a banana and being a creep, um, but (sobs)--give me your money. If you don't sign up to Cameo right now then I'm gonna be like broke; even broker than broke. (unintelligible) Then I can't buy crack. (sobs; makes robotic-like noises) This is my final message to, uh, Patreon (laughs). You think you're so smart; my new protest is crying until you guys give me my Patreon back.  So, to everyone making reaction videos, BLIIIIGHHHHMII! Um. (sobs-laughs; coughs; gags; burps, gags; sobs) GIVE ME MY PATREON BACK! (growls; gags) No, but seriously (unintelligible; coughs)."

- The video in its entirety please please please is a video that was uploaded onto the OnisionSpeaks channel. Onision categorized this video as "Entertainment" and left the comments turned off.

Onision does have a Cameo.

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